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“Let me tell you of the wonderful guests who shall begin to arrive at my Castle starting as early as tomorrow!”

Hark, One and All!

Now that was an adventure, let me tell you! I have just finished taming the wild stallion that has been causing quite the commotion in the courtyard. I rode forth with a valiant spirit, brandishing my trusty lance (which was actually just a broomstick with a toy dragon on top), and with a mighty "huzzah," I vanquished the beast!

But enough of my triumphs; let me tell you of the wonderful guests who shall begin to arrive at my Castle starting as early as tomorrow! Some shall be making their maiden visit to my Castle, such as the renowned Aoife Wilson, and the cunning Rachel Seeley, and as the Castle Squire, it is my sworn duty to ensure that they are treated with the utmost respect and dignity, and that their every need is attended to.

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To that end, I have been busy bustling about, attending to the finest of details, all of which, I am given to understand, shall be revealed to the world through the magic of certain modern incantations involving channels of social media. In an anticipation of which glorious expositions, I have arranged for the most sumptuous feasts, the most lavish of entertainments, and the most thrilling of adventures.

As I go about my work, I am filled with a sense of pride and purpose. For who else but I, the Castle Squire, could attend to the needs of the castle with such skill and aplomb? Who else but I could keep the ghosts in check, ensure the dragons are well-fed, and keep the treasure troves overflowing with loot? It is a great responsibility, but one that I bear with a noble spirit and a steadfast determination.

Let us venture forth together, dear reader, into the unknown and discover what wonders await us in the castle and beyond. The Castle Squire's Log beckons, and the adventure of a lifetime awaits! Until next time, my dearest compatriots. May your swords stay sharp and your hearts filled with valour!

With bated breath upon the mott, I remain

Yours Ever,

The Castle Squire

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